Hi, I’m Alley Steele.

single mother to my bunny, oat milk.

3 time survivor applicant. 0 time survivor contestant (for now.)

occasional stand up comedian. constant gemini.

Valentine’s day aesthetic zealot.

P.S. I could never plead the 5th I loveee to chat :)

read about my past life HERE

email me at steeleae2@vcu.edu or send me a round of gamepigeon pool at 919-532-9638 if you want to hangout or give me a job xoxo